hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

cinderdrilla:

My sister has nintendogs on her DSi and she has a puppy called Sherlock. 
i have just walked in on her teaching her puppies to do tricks, and she just went “Jump, Sherlock! Jump!”

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person